Near Distant Future

[Near Distant Future]

[jaubaius]

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[zegalba]

Jana Sterbak: Sisyphus Sport (1997)

[dpargyle]

Obelix Chic

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[cannibalchicken]

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[androidboy]

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

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[plaguedocboi]

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Look below the sea floor and you may find a little dude and friend

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[winemom-culture]

[toddstool]

why did she need to make this so beautiful I got goosebumps because of a song with lyrics about having to deal with weird customers

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[sandmandaddy69]

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[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

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[fairycosmos]

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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[bandwagonaf]

I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.

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[crystallizedtwilight]

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

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[evilwizard]

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

[evilwizard]

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

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[catchymemes]

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[tapmcshoe]

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

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[intfun]

[alex51324]

I like how depending on where your screen cuts off the image you might be like, "Oops, they misspelled 'mineshaft' as 'mindshaft.'" And then you keep scrolling and Nope! It is you who were wrong!